1,300 people sponsored by Astroglide, you told us the craziest places you’ve had sex.Many people fantasize about having sex in unusual places, but few of us act on this fantasy for fear of getting caught or, worse, sand in our pants. In a recent poll of 1,300 people sponsored by Astroglide, YourTango.com asked, “What is the weirdest place you’ve had sex?”
#25: In A Parking Lot
Cars have always been a popular spot to grab a quickie, probably because the line between public space and private space is slightly blurred, and also perhaps because it reminds you of the wild and carefree days of being a teenager. It’s illegal (if someone sees you), but otherwise, go for it! We recommend secluded areas of parking lots at night. If you’re feeling really daring, try it out during the day.
#24: In A Fitting Room
We all know how much guys hate waiting for their significant others to try on clothes, so it should come as no surprise that so many of our readers reported spicing up the experience by having sex in the fitting room. This was one of our most common responses!
#23: Public Restroom
Public restrooms may not be the most ideal location for a rendezvous, but they’re more popular than you may think. Possibly because you’re more than likely just going to be asked to leave the venue if you’re caught than to be arrested? If you’re going to try this out, we recommend trying standing positions to avoid touching gross things. Handi Wipes help too.
#22: At A Hospital
Shockingly, many of our readers felt comfortable enough to have sex in hospital bathrooms as employees, or hospital rooms as visitors. Because most hospital workers are busy and visitors are preoccupied with their ailments, hospitals apparently have the potential to be a great place for public sex. Go figure.
#21: On A Boat
The middle of a lake or the ocean could be quite a wild place to have sex. Because there are very few people around you run a low risk of getting caught … though the possibility is still there. Plus, water can be very erotic — unless you fall in.
#20: In Front Of A Large Window
Are you an exhibitionist? Well, this one’s for you. It has all the effect of having sex outside without the discomfort. This unusual location provides an interesting view for you, and perhaps for onlookers below. We recommend this for anyone who wants the thrill of getting caught or likes an audience. Just please don’t fall out.
#19: At Work
Everyone has some sort of sexual fantasy, but few are brave enough to act on it.You’d be surprised how many of our readers were brave enough to get down in their, their spouses’ or someone else’s office space. Bathrooms, private offices and conference rooms are all great for forbidden sex, if you’re sure your boss isn’t around.
#18: In A Cinema
Movie theaters have always been a popular place for teenage make-out sessions. Take that one extra step in adulthood.
#17: At A Wedding
Weddings are notorious for the hook-ups they encourage. There’s just something about celebrating other peoples’ love and the abundance of alcohol.
#16: On A Balcony
Be it the balcony of a boat or hotel while on a romantic getaway, or the balcony of your apartment building, this is undoubtedly a great place for public sex. For the most part, you need only worry about your neighbors hearing or seeing you, but that’s half the excitement, isn’t it? Use outdoor furniture or balcony railings to your advantage when considering positions in this unusual location. And once again, please don’t fall off.
#15: Under The Bed
We’re not really sure why anyone would be having sex under a bed, and that’s why it made our countdown. However, should you find yourself in this situation, positions in which both partners are laying on their side may be best, given the limited space available. Have fun…
#14: At A Church
A surprising number of readers reported that they had gotten it on in a church or church yard. Must be the taboo factor.
#13: On A Roof Top
Many of you admitted to having a romantic encounter on a rooftop at one time or another. This kind of rendezvous can actually be pretty private — but you get the same adrenaline rush as having sex in a public place. For some real romance, bring a blanket and picnic basket and then get it on under the stars.
#12: In An Office Or Hotel Stairwell
Can’t wait until you get home? Why not sneak away into a stairwell in your office building or in a hotel? This unusual location may require you get creative with positioning and be quick, but provides a thrill nonetheless.
#11: On A Golf Course
Some sex on a golf course is “par for the course,” no? Sex with sweaters around your shoulders? Count us in. As our editor Tom says, “Something something something hole in one. Also, it’s much better if you don’t count your strokes.”
#10: In The Snow
That’s one way to beat the cold! You know all that sledding and ice skating could lead to some friskiness. Plus, if you bury yourselves under the snow, you won’t get caught.
#9: Under A Waterfall
Yup, water sure is erotic. And what’s more romantic than finding a secluded waterfall during your romantic getaway to the Caribbean?
#8: In A Clock Tower
"Gives a whole new meaning to ‘Big Ben,’ doesn’t it?"
#7: In A Cemetery
Creepy! Definitely worth the #7 spot on our countdown, since it’s just so friggin’ weird. Maybe on Halloween?
#6: In A Car With Passengers
Okay, one thing is doing it in a car with no one else around, in a secluded parking lot. But this is a different story. Surprisingly, a few of our readers were daring enough to try this one. The trick to having sex in this unusual location is being SUPER-DUPER discreet. Although having passengers in the car is what makes this so racy, you really don’t want them to know what’s going on.
#5: In The Press Box At An NFL Game
NFL games can be a little slow for some of us. What better way to pick up the pace? The luxury of a press box gives you privacy and separates you from the rest of the fans, but is just public enough to get your adrenaline going! A mid-game quickie is likely to be a welcome distraction. Just don’t miss any important highlights.
#4: At A Major League Baseball Game
We were amazed to see this one on the list. We’re not sure how you got away with this, but this unusual answer merits a spot in the top 10. Couldn’t score awesome seats close to the baseball field? Get frisky in the nosebleed section; it’s not like you can see the game anyway!
#3: On A Motorcycle
We imagine this requires a great deal of balance and skill … more power to you if you can pull this off!
#2: While Driving
You’ve heard of road head, but road sex? Sounds tricky. This may not be the safest response on the list, but it’s certainly one of the most interesting, earning it the #2 spot from our Astroglide survey results. If you’re going to try this one, may we suggest doing so in a low-traffic and low-speed limit area rather than on a highway.
#1: In The Colosseum
Very few of our users can say they’ve had sex in a piece of history, making this one of our most interesting and unusual responses!